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anarchei: War On Drugs

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:16:10 -0400

War On Drugs

twitterthecomic: “daddy where do babies come from” “we just...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:57:28 -0400

“daddy where do babies come from” “we just don’t know, sweetie…*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* “…we just don’t know”
— Horton Atonto (@crushingbort) February 28, 2013

phleps: theirye’re*

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:15:48 -0400

phleps:

theirye’re*

swagchat: haliebrooke99: swagchat: man salads are the best thing in the world Man, salads no...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:15:30 -0400

swagchat:

haliebrooke99:

swagchat:

man salads are the best thing in the world

Man, salads

no man salads

jaclcfrost: i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:02:02 -0400

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

pussy

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:51:57 -0400

money:

weed

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:08:35 -0400

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:05:06 -0400

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:03:14 -0400

marxvx: A guide about how to use sex toys entitled Dildos and Dildon’ts

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:55:32 -0400

marxvx:

A guide about how to use sex toys entitled Dildos and Dildon’ts

southern-beef: thingshappentome: DID YOU KNOW THAT JAPANESE...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:53:40 -0400

southern-beef:

thingshappentome:

DID YOU KNOW THAT JAPANESE TEENAGERS STARTED TAKING PICTURES PRETENDING TO BE TITANS

BECAUSE I DIDN’T

What the fuck are they doing in that island?

EREEENNNN!!!!

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:44:18 -0400

textsfrombennett: Dude remakes a Kanye West beat with nothing...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:01:13 -0400

textsfrombennett:

Dude remakes a Kanye West beat with nothing but hair-products, then raps fast as hell over it! Whoa!

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Thu, 06 Jun 2013 19:34:52 -0400

pleatedjeans: smbc comics

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 19:30:25 -0400

pleatedjeans:

smbc comics

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Thu, 06 Jun 2013 19:25:17 -0400

mattg124: sherlocked-at-hogwarts: cliterallysame: I’ve seen...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 19:23:55 -0400

mattg124:

sherlocked-at-hogwarts:

cliterallysame:

I’ve seen hell

this physically pained me to read this

oh boy that was random.

did-you-kno: Source

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 19:09:42 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

laughingsquid: The Pros & Cons Of Being Tall

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:47:27 -0400

laughingsquid:

The Pros & Cons Of Being Tall

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:36:34 -0400

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

I think this just changed my life.